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I was watching TV the other day, quietly sipping away on a coffee when I saw this:
Odour Free Salsa10 seconds in and I’m spitting my coffee out like someone who’s just told the price of a latte at Waterloo station and then kicked in the knackers. The pure sincerity with which the line “occasional bladder weakness” is delivered has a comedic timing that wouldn’t be out of place in an Edinburgh fringe show involving Phileas Fogg, Jack Bauer and the Japanese rail system.
Women with bladder weakness have sexy smouldering eyes! They can do really cool things like Salsa dancing! Look how cool they are!? And no yellow liquid dribbling down their legs forming a slip-hazard of a warm puddle of piss around her ankles at all! Fuck off. I don’t even want to know that there is such a thing as bladder weakness, let alone be advertised a product to help women with it!! That sort of thing belongs in the doctors surgery, not a TV ad. If you must thrust this disgusting image of crusty old women unable to stop their underwear from sliding down there legs laden with the weight of gallons of piss, then what about the men? Does bladder weakness only effect women? I’m no doctor (you’ll be shocked to hear) but surely this is a problem that men have? Where’s the Tena bell-end shower cap? Or a thimble-shaped plastic container that fits snugly over the helmet, with a makeshift colostomy bag stapled to the scrotum? Given the male obsession with all things flashy and gagdety, they could even add some sound-effects when the act of pissing is taking place. Something like “weeeeeeeee!” or something like this? The possibilities are endless!
