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This has got to be one of the worst adverts ever to be shat out of a ad man/coke-fiend’s anus. I appreciate that Just For Men probably don’t have the biggest advertising budget ever but surely they can come up with something better than this piece of malodorous, contrite, nonsensical rhino shit. I mean, dubbed adverts are a curious breed at the best of times. Why do they think that American accents aren’t suitable for UK audiences? We listen to them all the time in those useless wastes of money they call dramas so why not adverts? Sorry, commercials. Dubbing just adds another glaze of feces to an already whiffy object.
And then there’s the fact that they try to add a heart-warming, moment of family love by showing us the fact that he did indeed get the job, and he’s is going to need more ties! Oh, the hilarity! What a great narrative it is, the suspense of a job interview, and drama of hair-dying, and the final rousing moment of unbridled ecstasy that had me wiping away a torrent of salty liquid from my…. eyes, yeah my eyes. There is absolutely no need for that bit at the end other than an callous attempt at what some have called ‘sentiment porn’. Ludicrous stuff.
And another thing. Grey haired men. Apparently, according to this company, you are all dead-beat losers who can’t get a job and are incapable of looking after your chubby-looking daughter. The only thing that will sort you out is a bottle of Just For Men. Oh, and a tie. And a complete lack of any personality and charisma it would seem too. So, yeah, you grey-haired men best crawl back under that fucking rock you came from with all those bald cunts and don’t come out until you have properly coloured hair. Only then will you be acceptable to society.
Just For Men? Just For Twats.
