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Now I know that having a go at a DFS advert is less like shooting fish in a barrel and more like cluster-bombing a fish bowl, but as Peter Griffin says, this one particularly grinds my gears…
“They wanted something stylish and modern”, but instead they went for a sofa which looks like it wouldn’t be out of place in the window of an Amsterdam brothel with a 60 year old tranny getting fucked by a horse on it (too much? Too much). They’re hideous! But the bit that is just so anti-social it deserves an ASBO is the bit when she says “you want a sofabed now but don’t want to pay for a year? Not a problem”. Not a problem!?? It’s one of the main fucking reasons this country is neck deep in hippo shit. If people can’t afford something then encouraging them to buy it anyway it worse than irresponsible, it’s fucking dangerous. At least on the advert it is anyway, I mean at least try and ascertain the buyer’s mental state first. Although if they want a sofa from DFS then they’re probably as mad as a box of Peruvian Fighting toads that has been thrown into a fire.
