TV adverts are pure evil. Nobody really wants to see them, and they ruin good TV shows. They are essentially a company trying to make a product that you neither want, need or care about seem appealing, and they are doing it in an increasingly convoluted, sneaky, subliminal and down right evil way – and trying to pass off the visual diarrhoea as ‘creative’. Well, Mr. Ad Man, we are on to you. We can see past your shiny teethed, dead-eyed, poorly acted wannabe soap-star actors; your dancing, meterosexual, CGId monstrosities; your this-isn’t-an-advert-but-a-piss-poor-attempt-at-a-drama story-lines; and the sad attempts at moral superiority. Your time in the limelight is at an end…