BT are offering YOU the chance to write the next chapter in the worst advert-cum-soap ever. Don’t be surprised if you see my brains all over my bedroom ceiling. Please, someone save us from this re-hashed attempt at novelty. But then I saw that the options on the website were fairly limited, so I thought I would offer my own. So CLICK HERE to vote. Then spread it around. I suspect that any of these results would be better than what BT could come up with, but then I suspect a retarded fox with no legs and the Bad AIDS could probably do better than BT.