Infomercials suck. Big time. Trying to fill 3 or 4 minutes with the benefits on 1 product is really fucking stupid – you just end up sounding desperate, cheap and just not very good. But rarely are they so disgustingly gratuitous. Have you seen this?

I mean, seriously!?? “Shake Weight, FOR MEN!” For men? No shit sherlock you could have fooled me. It’s going to kick my butt apparently. I’d be a little more worried about the other side of me to be honest. They say sex sells but these guys are hoping that sex for 1 is going to sell. But wait! “It’s science fact, not science fiction”. Truedat, I guess that men who normally watch science fiction will have no need to improve their muscles for this kind of motion….